Some Worst kinds of Clash of Clans Players You Have Encountered.
1. TH rushers
‘Can I join your clan? I’ve got a TH LV10!…. and wooden walls. Feck off.
2. Goblin donators
You’re under attack. Your defences are taking a pounding.
Suddenly, they trigger your Clan Castle defensive ring.
The doors open, and out streams…. five goddamn Goblins.
3. Wall Breaker donators
Even worse than Goblins, and bizarrely one of the most expensive troops relative to the housing space in the game, so a total waste for the giver as well as the receiver.
‘But they’re like little suicide bombers!’ I’ve heard people claimed. Only if you’re being attacked by an army of walls.
They do 40x damage against bricks and mortar, but that’s it.
4. Non donators
Even worse than Goblins and Wall Breakers – nothing.
You know those people who come on and make a troop request and clearly ignore yours?
Instant bootification.
5. War sleepers
The score is 54-55. You’re down by one star. There’s 10 mins of war left.
That new guy you let in last week has two attacks left.
You told him what time war started. He doesn’t show up. You lose the war. You cry.
6. Attack wasters
I once had a guy in my clan who was so annoyed at somebody donating Wall Breakers, he used his last remaining attack in a very tight war to conduct an all Wall-Breaker attack.
He isn’t in the clan anymore.
7. Looters
‘This base has already been two-starred? Um, let me just attack it again, just to make sure.
‘For the good of the clan, you know?’
8. Loot-failers
‘Sure I’m 49th in the clan rankings, but I think I can snipe that TH10 with my lv3 archers.’
9. Name changers
It is hard enough keeping track of the 49 stupid names in the clan.
We now have two people with the same name, and one comedian who changed his name to You – which is hilarious in chat for about five seconds.
10. Clan hoppers
‘Idiot123 would like to join your clan’
‘Hi, I’d like some reinforcement troops’
‘Idiot123 has left the clan’.
11. Kids
‘Can I have Elder? Can I have Co-Leader? Can you let my mate in?
‘Can you kick my mate out? Can I have 3 lv6 Golems?’
12. Players abroad
You wake up in the morning, you see they’ve attacked your base overnight.
You don’t even bother checking… you know it’s been flattened. All your bases belong to them.
13. Prudes
I love those ‘no foul language’ clan descriptions. Shut the %&^$ up.
14. Drama queens
Comes in like he’s the first person to ever reach TH10, starts making demands on how the clan should be run, or by golly he’ll take his Pekkas elsewhere.
Nobody stops doing just that.
15. Spies
Oh you’d like to join our clan, right as War as starting?
You know, you look a lot like the guy who just left the enemy clan… you wouldn’t just be coming over here to scout or trap placements and CC troops, by any chance?
For God’s sake, at least send someone over who isn’t in your War line-up.
To be fair, we have successfully sent spies before, and it is sorta hilarious.
‘Can I join your clan? I’ve got a TH LV10!…. and wooden walls. Feck off.
2. Goblin donators
You’re under attack. Your defences are taking a pounding.
Suddenly, they trigger your Clan Castle defensive ring.
The doors open, and out streams…. five goddamn Goblins.
3. Wall Breaker donators
Even worse than Goblins, and bizarrely one of the most expensive troops relative to the housing space in the game, so a total waste for the giver as well as the receiver.
‘But they’re like little suicide bombers!’ I’ve heard people claimed. Only if you’re being attacked by an army of walls.
They do 40x damage against bricks and mortar, but that’s it.
4. Non donators
Even worse than Goblins and Wall Breakers – nothing.
You know those people who come on and make a troop request and clearly ignore yours?
Instant bootification.
5. War sleepers
The score is 54-55. You’re down by one star. There’s 10 mins of war left.
That new guy you let in last week has two attacks left.
You told him what time war started. He doesn’t show up. You lose the war. You cry.
6. Attack wasters
I once had a guy in my clan who was so annoyed at somebody donating Wall Breakers, he used his last remaining attack in a very tight war to conduct an all Wall-Breaker attack.
He isn’t in the clan anymore.
7. Looters
‘This base has already been two-starred? Um, let me just attack it again, just to make sure.
‘For the good of the clan, you know?’
8. Loot-failers
‘Sure I’m 49th in the clan rankings, but I think I can snipe that TH10 with my lv3 archers.’
9. Name changers
It is hard enough keeping track of the 49 stupid names in the clan.
We now have two people with the same name, and one comedian who changed his name to You – which is hilarious in chat for about five seconds.
10. Clan hoppers
‘Idiot123 would like to join your clan’
‘Hi, I’d like some reinforcement troops’
‘Idiot123 has left the clan’.
11. Kids
‘Can I have Elder? Can I have Co-Leader? Can you let my mate in?
‘Can you kick my mate out? Can I have 3 lv6 Golems?’
12. Players abroad
You wake up in the morning, you see they’ve attacked your base overnight.
You don’t even bother checking… you know it’s been flattened. All your bases belong to them.
13. Prudes
I love those ‘no foul language’ clan descriptions. Shut the %&^$ up.
14. Drama queens
Comes in like he’s the first person to ever reach TH10, starts making demands on how the clan should be run, or by golly he’ll take his Pekkas elsewhere.
Nobody stops doing just that.
15. Spies
Oh you’d like to join our clan, right as War as starting?
You know, you look a lot like the guy who just left the enemy clan… you wouldn’t just be coming over here to scout or trap placements and CC troops, by any chance?
For God’s sake, at least send someone over who isn’t in your War line-up.
To be fair, we have successfully sent spies before, and it is sorta hilarious.